Here's an unintentionally funny advertisement that appeared in the Saint Paul Pioneer Press last week.  The Gasthaus Bavarian Hunter restaurant has an interesting Valentine's menu.  The text in blue is my published blurb (February 5, 2008) about the ad, and a the actual ad is in the scan to the right of the blurb.

The CPPP & GTF (Como Park Punctuation Police and Grammar Task Force) 

How many times have you used your computer at work to shop for a last-minute gift online during business hours?  Have you sent personal e-mails to your friends, spouse, or others and thought that hitting the "Delete" key was sufficient for absolutely discarding your messages?  Have you worked on sensitive personal or business documents and deleted copies?  Evidence Eraser is the tool that will protect your privacy.

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Contrary to what most people believe, merely hitting the "Delete" key or clearing your page history in your web browser is not enough to erase your tracks.  Every time you create or read a document on your computer or visit a website, your tracks can be traced by the IT department at your job or by others who have a basic knowledge of computers. 

Without evidence-erasing software , a person can look at every single website you’ve ever visited, every email you’ve ever sent or received, and every movie or music file you’ve ever watched or downloaded.

It is easier to use a software program like Evidence Eraser to totally eraser your "digital footprints" than to defend your one-time, online shopping trip to Potter Barn, or your multiple visits to your fantasy football website, while your job hangs in the balance—not to mention the concern of identity theft.  If someone else has access to the computer you use, such as a friend, a boss, a co-worker or a spouse, they can see every single thing you’ve done on that computer and they don’t even have to know much about technology to accomplish such a feat. By simply using one of many common software applications available online, almost anyone can retrace every computer move you’ve ever made.

Evidence Eraser is an inexpensive and thorough way to TOTALLY erase your digital tracks from your computer.  It can permanently erase all traces of your internet activity and thoroughly scrub dozens of areas on your hard drive, removing and permanently shredding unnecessary files and protecting your privacy.  It will clear your computer of unwanted and possibly malicious spyware and adware that has been picked up while surfing the Web.

Evidence Eraser will allow you to completely remove all traces of questionable activity from your system. Formatting your hard drive or simply overwriting the files isn’t going to get rid of the data for good. You need a program that completely removes all traces of your computer activity.

 
You need a program that meets the standards of the U.S. Department of Defense. You need Evidence Eraser. No computer user should be without it.

You can visit the site and conduct a free scan to see what Evidence Eraser finds on your computer.   

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Aside from protecting your privacy, it cleans your registry, which will make your computer run more quickly.  

-MVG