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La Pared del Bebé
Published: 9:05 PM GMT-06, Saturday, 5 May 2007
Global warming is a hot topic. We’ve had warmer weather lately, and people are saying: “It’s global warming! It’s global warming!” Some scientists say it’s due to El Niño, a weather system in the tropical Pacific. El Niño? That’s Spanish for “the boy.”
I can imagine President Bush at a upcoming press conference making the following announcement: “My fellow ‘mericans. In addition to the 700-mile wall we’re buildin' on the Mexican border, I have consulted with a team of engineers from Fisher-Price who will be building an additional baby wall to keep this ornery, little Mexican boy from crossing our borders and screwin’ up our weather."