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BP Spills Coffee

This is what happens when BP spills coffee.  The actual oil spill is not funny in the least, but this parody of the boneheads at BP is funny.

UVALamps.com is for sale: $450 USD

UVALamps.com is for sale. According to Estibot.com, the domain is appraised at:  $1900 USDVisit the Appraisal Page Here. The fixed price is $450 USD. CLICK HERE TO BUY IT NOW

SeaMink.com is for sale: $3500 USD

  Screenshot of SeaMink.com The domain resides on a developed site. Google Insights for Search Statistics are HERE. According to Valuate.com, the domain is appraised at:  $3700 USD.Visit the Appraisal Page Here Offers starting at $3500 USD

Bad Tattoos #2 - 1 Corinthians 13

Thou shalt permanently emblazon thy flesh with a verse from The Bible precisely one fifth of a cubit above thy pooper.

Bad Tattoos #1 - Checker Face

 "It's a tough job market, but I feel I can be a real asset to your company.  I'm a people person, and when I take a nap in the break room, employees can play checkers on my face.  Do I get the job?"

The .CO Domain Pre-Registration Landrush is On

The .CO domain extension is the first truly global, recognizable domain to come along in years -- since the .COM extension.  Currently, all of the good .COM domain names have been snapped up and are either used for actual websites or they are be

Obama Ogling Incident at the G8

Obama Ogling Incident at the G8

My Contribution to the Kanye West Meme - Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"

My Contribution to the Kanye West Meme - Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"

Overheard Argument Against Universal Healthcare

Overheard Argument Against Universal Healthcare: Patients may be subjected to extremely long waits for treatment, especially if they are residents of the planet Formalhaut in the Piscis Austrinus constellation, which is 25 light years away from Earth