<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Michael Van Gogh @ blog.surrealestate.com</title><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/</link><description>(Michael Van Gogh) SURREALestate.com - Infinite Lemon Lounge</description><copyright>Copyright 2010 blog.surrealestate.com</copyright><generator>Michae van Gogh</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:14:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Michael Van Gogh @ blog.surrealestate.com</title><url>http://www.surrealestate.com/images/gutterbutton.gif</url><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>Buy SURREALestate.com Merchandise</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/buy_surrealestatecom_merchandise.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/buy_surrealestatecom_merchandise.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 13:58:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Shop for a personalized gift at Zazzle.<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=buy%5Fsurrealestatecom%5Fmerchandise'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>BP Spills Coffee</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/bp_spills_coffee.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/bp_spills_coffee.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:47:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[This is what happens when BP spills coffee.&nbsp; The actual oil spill is not funny in the least, but this parody of the boneheads at BP is funny.<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=bp%5Fspills%5Fcoffee'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description><category>bp</category><category>oil</category><category>spill</category><category>coffee</category><category>parody</category></item><item><title>UVALamps.com is for sale:  $450 USD</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/uvalampscom_is_for_sale__450_usd.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/uvalampscom_is_for_sale__450_usd.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 21:08:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[UVALamps.com is for sale.  According to Estibot.com, the domain is appraised at:&nbsp; $1900 USDVisit the Appraisal Page Here.  The fixed price is $450 USD. CLICK HERE TO BUY IT NOW<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=uvalampscom%5Fis%5Ffor%5Fsale%5F%5F450%5Fusd'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>SeaMink.com is for sale:  $3500 USD</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/seaminkcom_is_for_sale__3500_usd.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/seaminkcom_is_for_sale__3500_usd.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 17:48:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp; Screenshot of SeaMink.com The domain resides on a developed site. Google Insights for Search Statistics are HERE. 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The aquatic symbolism and Roman mythological references are obvious. Before we get to those, we have to set the foundation. The famil<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=aquatic%5Fsymbolism%5Fand%5Froman%5Fmythological%5Freferences%5Fin%5Fleav%5F'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description><category>leave</category><category>it</category><category>to</category><category>beaver</category><category>wally</category><category>cleaver</category><category>ward</category><category>larry</category><category>mundello</category><category>june</category><category>gilbert</category><category>bates</category><category>tooey</category><category>clarence</category><category>lumpy</category><category>rutherford</category><category>eddie</category><category>haskell</category><category>darwinian</category><category>theory</category><category>miss</category><category>canfield</category><category>principal</category><category>rayburn</category><category>mrs</category><category>landers</category><category>aquatic</category><category>symbolism</category><category>roman</category><category>mythological</category><category>references</category></item><item><title>Greyhound scraps ads after Canada bus beheading</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/greyhound_scraps_ads_after_canada_bus_beheading.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/greyhound_scraps_ads_after_canada_bus_beheading.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:27:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Greyhound scraps ads after Canada bus beheading

By ROB GILLIES, Associated Press Writer
Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Quoting from this site:(08-06) 13:28 PDT TORONTO, Canada (AP) --Greyhound has scrapped an ad campaign that extolled the relaxing<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=greyhound%5Fscraps%5Fads%5Fafter%5Fcanada%5Fbus%5Fbeheading'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>TV actress Christina Applegate fighting cancer - Yahoo! News</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/tv_actress_christina_applegate_fighting_cancer__yahoo_news.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/tv_actress_christina_applegate_fighting_cancer__yahoo_news.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:56:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Quoting from Yahoo! News:


LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Christina Applegate, famed for playing ditzy daughter Kelly Bundy on TV comedy &quot;Married ... With Children,&quot; is fighting breast cancer, but expected to make a full recovery, her<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=tv%5Factress%5Fchristina%5Fapplegate%5Ffighting%5Fcancer%5F%5Fyahoo%5Fnews'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description><category>christina</category><category>applegate</category><category>cancer</category></item><item><title>Obama says McCain campaign cynical, not racist</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/obama_says_mccain_campaign_cynical_not_racist.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/obama_says_mccain_campaign_cynical_not_racist.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:43:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Quoting from Rueters:By John Whitesides, Political CorrespondentORLANDO, Florida (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama said on Saturday that Republican rival John McCain's campaign has been cynical, not racist, in trying to raise<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=obama%5Fsays%5Fmccain%5Fcampaign%5Fcynical%5Fnot%5Fracist'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>Exercise in a pill? Researchers find two - Yahoo! News</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/exercise_in_a_pill_researchers_find_two__yahoo_news.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/exercise_in_a_pill_researchers_find_two__yahoo_news.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:57:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[y Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor                                                                 Thu Jul 31, 12:17 PM ET                                                  		                          &lt;!-- end storyhdr --&gt;
<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=exercise%5Fin%5Fa%5Fpill%5Fresearchers%5Ffind%5Ftwo%5F%5Fyahoo%5Fnews'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>Spitzer linked to prostitute ring | Video | Reuters.com</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/spitzer_linked_to_prostitute_ring__video__reuterscom.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/spitzer_linked_to_prostitute_ring__video__reuterscom.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:15:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Quoting Reuters:


&nbsp;<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=spitzer%5Flinked%5Fto%5Fprostitute%5Fring%5F%5Fvideo%5F%5Freuterscom'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>Network Solutions steals domain ideas; Confirmed!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/network_solutions_steals_domain_ideas_confirmed.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/network_solutions_steals_domain_ideas_confirmed.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:27:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Quoting from this site: Domain Tools Blog

&nbsp;<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=network%5Fsolutions%5Fsteals%5Fdomain%5Fideas%5Fconfirmed'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>Gasthaus Bavarian Hunter Restaurant . . .&quot;It&apos;s People! It&apos;s People&quot;</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://blog.surrealestate.com/gasthaus_bavarian_hunter_restaurant___its_people_its_.htm</guid><link>http://blog.surrealestate.com/gasthaus_bavarian_hunter_restaurant___its_people_its_.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:11:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Here&#39;s an unintentionally funny advertisement that appeared in the Saint Paul Pioneer Press last week.&nbsp; The Gasthaus Bavarian Hunter restaurant has an interesting Valentine&#39;s menu.&nbsp; The text in blue is my published blurb (February 5<p><a href='http://blog.surrealestate.com/console/comments/popup/?f=gasthaus%5Fbavarian%5Fhunter%5Frestaurant%5F%5F%5Fits%5Fpeople%5Fits%5F'>Leave Comment</a></p>]]></description></item></channel></rss>