SURREALestate.com, and organization that has proclaimed itself the official registrar of the collective unconscious is offering parcels of the collective unconscious. Some naysayers claim that this is impossible, but intellectuals and experts on both sides of the issue maintain that it is, indeed, possible to own a piece of this psychic territory, and applaud SURREALestate.com's bold move.

SURREALestate.com , a Minnesota-based company, and Official Registar of the Collective Unconscious (TM), has begun offering parcels of the collective unconscious at a fair-market price. The President of SURREALestate.com, Benjamin Hanivers explains, "'Collective Unconscious' is a term introduced by psychiatrist Carl Jung to represent a form of the unconscious (that part of the mind containing memories and impulses of which the individual is not aware) common to mankind as a whole and originating in the inherited structure of the brain. It is distinct from the personal unconscious, which arises from the experience of the individual. According to Jung, the collective unconscious contains archetypes, or universal primordial images and ideas."  The collective unconscious is also known as "a reservoir of the experiences of our species." In his earlier writings, Jung called this aspect of the psyche the collective unconscious. He later changed the term to objective psyche.

Some naysayers claim that it is impossible to "consciously" purchase a part of the "unconscious." Some naysayers argue that such a paradox relegates such transactions to the realm of the impossible. "I admit our operation lies on the verge of the inconceivable, but it is still an historic offering that has mass appeal. It is designed for masses. Judging from our current success, the masses have embraced our unique concept," says Hanivers.

Interested persons can visit the website ObjectivePsyche.com where there are parcels for sale in the following regions:  The Over-Soul, The Self, The Shadow, The Anima, and The Animus .  There is a sixth region, The Seahorse Frontier, in which 40-pixel parcels can be claimed at no cost.  

SURREALestate.com is a St. Paul, Minnesota based company, a division of Transit Gloria Media.  It is located on the web at: http://www.surrealestate.com. 

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