The Famous Magic Pie vs. KFC's Famous Bowl

Congrats to KFC for creating this questionable item of American cuisine.  At first, when I saw the commercial, I couldn't believe the list of constituents in this artery clogger. 

It consists of:

• Mashed Potatoes smothered with gravy
• Corn
• Fried Chicken Nuggets
• Shredded Cheese (three kinds)

It has a total of 690 calories and 31 grams of fat, and looks like a something a frat house refrigerator vomited during pledge week.

In response to KFC's creation, I have concocted my own competing food item:  The Famous Magic Pie.

The Famous Magic Pie has much more utility.  It consists of:

• A 12-inch, pan-crust pizza pie
  
• A choice of many toppings (pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, sausage, etc.)
• A hot genie—bottle included—who can grant an unlimited number of wishes 

If she starts to get too clingy, you can simply command her to chill out, and *POOF* she  turns into a plume of pink smoke that retreats to a bejeweled bottle (which, by the way, works with most decors— except probably Early 20th Century Mission Style).

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